Not content with international combat failure, the Army has endeavored to fail in the wonderful world of Fashion as well. These boots look like a secret pair you might open up in a shitty combat game. The item you work your ass off for, only to be disappointed when it is finally unlocked.
They are actually using the phrase "Combat Couture", which is not a thing, nor should it ever be. And this is apparently a partnership with PSFG, a brand linked closely to Ed Hardy--so we can't be too surprised here. They'll be available at Kohl's later this month, right next to the Coogi jeans and other shit no one should ever wear.
Cheap Shots:
VPT Rip Hammer for $9.49 (apply liberally to your own skull as alternative to buying the above boots)
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