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Ettinger may not be a brand with which you are familiar. I'll be honest: I wasn't until a day or so ago. But I can't help but lust over just about everything they have to offer at their online store. How do I know it's good? The Royal Warrant from the Prince of Wales and a collaboration with Bentley were all it took to convince me. And if you take a look at their collections, that should be enough, too. Aside from the cutting of some of the leathers, everything is handmade in England, a job at which it takes 4-5 years to become a pro. For more on this amazing company, check out the interview with the owner, Robert Ettinger, at Men's Flair.

You're welcome. This cover shoot for Complex was done in May. Now, our friend Lindsay has had a tough couple of months, and the road ahead doesn't look much easier. But what you can't deny is that she is looking damn fine in this shot (and in the whole photo shoot, for that matter). She may have a train wreck of a life and look like shit when she's in court...but she cleans up nice.

We've all been there. Packing for a trip, or perhaps to come home, maybe you don't have the room for some item. Maybe you know you're going to need an extra bag for all the stuff you're going to buy your friends. You're supposed to carry on an empty bag? Hell no. Flight 001 has you covered like a jimmy hat. Whether it be a bag that seals tight to keep your wet trunks separate from your dry button downs, or a toiletry bag, these guys have the solution to all of your traveling conundrums. (via Cool Hunting)

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I am not a person who has the experience or authority to expound upon the virtues of physical activity versus general couch potatodom. Or, perhaps I am, as I am somewhat of  an expert on the latter. As such, there are things even the lazy gawk at in disbelief. This is one of those things. I will say that this is not a retail item yet, so with this post, I hope to preempt its production.

Yes. That's a motorized shoe. Apparently we've become so lazy that walking--the mere movement of our legs and feet towards another place--is too much for us. These things are next in a line started by Heelys, the hybrid abomination of roller skates and shoes.  According to the people at Treadway, these innovations in mobility/ambulatory incompetence are meant for those distances that are "too far to walk and too short to drive." I suppose if you deny the existence of the bicycle and other non-motorized, wheeled modes transportation, then the concept is bulletproof. To boot, there are videos (viewable here) that demonstrate the apparent brilliance of this product. If your office space happens to be a design studio for pretentious douchebags, you can use these indoors. Otherwise you'll be restricted to being ridiculed by the public outside of your home/office/obesity lair. I assume that in the end, these will be used by fat people looking to get to the McDonald's before it closes. (via desingboom)

Quickies: SmartCrutches

I've been lucky enough to never need to use crutches. Though I've had many friends whose skeletal structure is far more fragile than mine, making them prone to silly breaks in their bones. And I've heard that the crutches necessary are outrageously uncomfortable. Thank god, then, for SmartCrutches.

You may be confused. Those are, in fact, crutches--not power tools with extenders attached. Rumor [read: marketing done by the people at SmartCrutch] has it that these things are the best thing to happen to cripples since not being crippled. Here are some features I don't really understand, but seem important and groundbreaking: rotating arms that allow for multiple angles; increased surface area which reduces pressure; and ergonomically designed grips. What more could you ask for? Oh...right...not being a gimp. Well, maybe don't try to jump that 20 set on your Kids 'R' Us skateboard. Dumbass. (via LikeCool)

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I can't speak to the utility of this classic item for the modern business man. I just don't think it's practical or becoming of a businessman to tote around a steel thermos and cooler. Though if you're one of those trendy types who likes to spice life (and work) up with an unexpected item, this may be it. The sturdy thermos and cooler may be more fitting for a construction worker, but it'll also work wonders for a day trip to the mountains (or wherever you may choose to go on your adventurous day trips). Grab it here for $65. (via LikeCool)

You're probably already excited about this product just by looking at it. An arcade game you can put in your already trendy home without messing up the stylish decor. French designer Fred Pinel has revamped the classic 80's arcade game for a modern look with all the fun of the original. Games include Pac-Man and Space Invaders, among the 60 available. Starting around $14,000, these aren't cheap, but let's be honest...if these match the aesthetic of your living situation, you've probably got the money. These bad boys come with 1080p display and hi-def sound. (via uncrate)

Red pants, indeed, my friends. Red pants, indeed. These red selvedge jeans from RRL will add much needed variety and color to your wardrobe. I'd recommend pairing it with that new chambray shirt you should have picked up by now. Regardless of the outfit, unless you're extremely bold, this should be the brightest thing you have on. Only available at RRL retail locations: Malibu and New York City (2). (via Jake Davis)

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I won't make it a habit to post music on here. It's not my place to tell what is or isn't good. And it's far less my place toe tell you what you should or should not listen to. You need to make that decision on your own (Pitchfork is not a music guide, its a festering pile of pretentious shit). But I really couldn't help posting this video. Lup eFiasco is and always has been fairly brilliant when it comes to lyrics. Even in the first verse of the above song, "I'm Beaming", he sings "I get my energy/from my inner G./I'm in outer space/but I got inner peace." Take a listen (via The Urban Gent)

Turns out Arthur Ashe wasn't just good at tennis. Look at that coordination. The guy nailed it. And the gold watch is pretty damn brilliant too. You can match the look by heading over to Nerd Boyfriend.

 I'm no huge proponent of clunky footwear except when necessary. But there is something about the  Fitzsimmons from Native Shoes that just works. These are marketed as hiking boots, which is interesting considering the last thing I would want to do is get them dirty. They come in 8 colors, so you can't really go wrong. Keep an eye out around the web, though, as these have yet to drop. (via SLAMXHYPE)

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There was a time (and some men can still pull it off, but very few without looking like a complete tool), when all it took to look amazing was a great pair of jeans and a solid white tee. You get your hair going right and you were unstoppable. Jonas Begstrand celebrates icons like Marlon Brando (who epitomized this look) and others in this brief series. The pieces are muddled with hundreds of others, but most of them are worth a look. So take your time and enjoy the view. (via LikeCool)

You can click the link for the Wrangler Blue Bell Autumn/Winter collection. It's really just a dandy collection. But I don't really care if you hit the link or not. What actually caught my eye here was the escalator behind the model. How beautiful is that? It's wood. Or at least some elegant veneer. Location scout win. (via Selectism)

How much do you hate Tyler Perry? I wish Madea went to the dark hellhole from whence she came and never, ever returned. Can that be his next, and last movie? If you're on board with me, you're also on board with the likes of John Landis, Edgar Wright, Judd Apatow, Todd Phillips, and Adam McKay. The funnymen sat down with GQ and all agreed (through silence, for the most part) that Tyler Perry was no good. Rubbish, even. It's at the bottom of this page.

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Things Is Cool posted this photo of Waris Ahluwalia as part of their Amazing Beards series. I will put forth no such argument asserting that Mr. Ahluwalia (close friend of Wes Anderson--you can catch him in Darjeeling Limited and The Life Aquatic--and jewelry designer--stocked by the likes of Barney's and Dover Street Market) is not the proud grower and owner of a tremendous beard. What I do want to point out here, actually, is his amazingly stuffed pocket square. It seems effortless--exactly what you want with the kind of casual suit he is wearing--and even goes as far to resemble an iris. Simply perfect. (via Things Is Cool)

I am no huge fan of casual black shoes. But these adidas Summer Deck shoes do something for me. I think it's the lining. It's that "this is for me" aesthetic, where you're the only one who really knows. And every once in a while a passerby will get a peak at just a sliver and be left wondering. There's something about that that appeals to me. What's that? They're only $60? Sign me up. (via Hypebeast)

I couldn't pass this one up. Even though I am by no means a fan of sporting events in the America region, this was just too good. Now, if you are from Cleveland, then you were likely crying long before LeBron even showed up. But now that he's gone, you've really been left empty handed. Let him--and the world--know how you feel about his dynastic move to Miami.  $26 dollars right here. (via Uncrate)